Rehab says it was not my fault. I am not responsible.
"I have an addiction to [put violation here] that is out of my control".
Nonsense. You're just an idiot that was doing stupid things for selfish kicks and pleasure and got caught.
source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/in-rehab-nation-sin-becomes-addiction/2011/06/14/AG0ggAVH_story.html